forth

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
image


frageile:

reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix


precumming:

every show should just be on Netflix im sick of this


cassywinchestertheangel:

hannifer-rising:

poledancingcrowley:

In English we have to write in journals for 5 minuets and then trade with someone and I’ve been giving my teacher mine to read because I have no friends in the class and I had accidentally wrote about John and Sherlock being a couple and he was like

"Wait do you mean in BBC Sherlock or in the books?"

Me: “both”

Him: “I can dig that.”

Me: “I can dig elvis.”

Him: “don’t you dare”

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE 221938827387 NOTES

BECAUSE PEOPLE


fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time


iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass


all-color-absent:

“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions


danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina


yeahmanidk:

jackedoff:

poop is touching u on the inside rightnow

Why would you even think of this I just


September 1 | 9:54 | 108779♥ | pizzahowell

genesequencer:

i can cry in six languages


thisisbodypos:

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it


sorry:

science fact: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.


August 31 | 9:13 | 15217♥ | adweeb | sorry

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 


5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*


August 31 | 6:46 | 667558♥ | pizzahowell
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