forth

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake


brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school


September 29 | 3:15 | 767478♥ | pimp-eridan

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running


tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background


unclefather:

me: dad, people are saying you’re hot on the internet again

my dad: Who are they? Your friends? Are they girls? What are their names?


obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian


September 27 | 4:53 | 543666♥ | davefrannco | quasidrome

donnacabonna:

i have the ugliest body ever i want a refund 


theladymonsters:

captain america: the winter soldier is actually a romantic comedy about bisexual retired airman sam wilson and the sudden parade of hot people barelling into his life


September 26 | 9:52 | 10563♥ | avenggers | theladymonsters

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme


xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day


September 24 | 1:36 | 479443♥ | spellsasster

senpaimami:

*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*


September 20 | 7:30 | 23570♥ | rapmaliks | senpaimami

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.


methpool:

does anybody else know that lonely feeling when you sit up at night and just stare at the dark


September 20 | 7:08 | 2094♥ | emmaswn | methpool

official-sebastianstan:

stolencas:

sometimes i feel sad but then i remember sebastian stan has a nine movie contract with marvel

Sometimes I feel happy but then I remember that I have a nine movie contract with Marvel


nialllhoran:

WHY ARE PHONES GETTING BIGGER WHEN GIRLS STILL BARELY HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR PANTS


SML