if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7
i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb
Alright im done following my heart. Wheres the unfollow button.
i would defend bucky barnes to my last and dying breath. i could be on my deathbed, slowly transcending into the afterlife, but as SOON as i hear someone insult bucky barnes i would LEAP out of the bed, do a TRIPLE BACKFLIP out of the room, FIND said person and BEGIN MY DETAILED PRESENTATION on why bucky barnes is a blessing to the universe.
"girls only play video games to get guys" yeah fictional video game guys
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
asexual? no you misheard me, i’m 'eh?'sexual, i’m only attracted to canadians
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.
Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit
team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday
Panic! In front of the cute boy